Fw: I'm a dick!

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From: chrisandkaren2@verizon.net

Date: Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:40:15
To: Elaine & Dan Raby<dogpound3@cogeco.ca>
Subject: I'm a dick!


I happened to have the unfortunate experience the other day of standing near a group of people blathering away about every inane thing imaginable. During one of my many disgusted glances in their direction I noticed the only woman in the group to be of a very large stature...oh who the fuck am I kidding, she was a mind boggelingly huge, dense mass! We're talking legs the size of luxury hotel furniture, an ass that looks like a flesh covered VW bug, arms that hung like dead pigs in a slaughter house, and feet resembling 50 pound bags of sausage crammed into a size 3 shoe! As my eyes attempted to take in the vastness of her girth, my mind began to race with such poignant thoughts as:" She is the single reason why food prices are so high";"this is what is killing our healthcare system; and "I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me!"
Than it hit me. Here I am, a fat guy making fun of a fat woman. I am no longer the thin godlike beauty of my youth (pause for dramatic effect). I am a self-hating obese person. I despise my own kind! God, I am a dick!
It is scary being me.
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