1.) Jimmy Carter- this failed peanut farmer, crack house builder and one-time pretender to the presidency uses every opportunity to slam his country and its allies. It reminds me of that creepy geek in high school who, having been spurned by the hottest girl when asked to the prom, spreads vicious falsehoods about her with indignant righteousness. Jimmy, your ass is mine 2 o'clock at the bike racks!
2.) Rosie O'Donnell- a female model of Michael Moore, Rosie has become the most acclaimed pseudo-expert on such things as architecture, psychology, foreign affairs, and government conspiracies. The only conspiracy I see is the one involving major media outlets keeping this ignorant windbag afloat! Put on a sweatband and grab a donut Rosie, Cuz your going down like the Hindenburg! Oh, the humanity!
3.) Osama bin Laden- No one should be surprised that this curry-smelling camel sodomizer is on my list. Anyone who picks a fight with us due to their moral crisis of dedicating a life to a useless religion or masturbating to the Maxim girls, deserves to get his nasty ass handed to him. Hey warrior of Muhammad, plan on seeing those 72 virgins real soon!
4.) Beethoven- Just because he wouldn't hear it coming.
5.) Keith Olberman- an over-hyped sportscaster turned liberal loudmouth, Keith's voice resonates like a bullhorn in the hands of a drunken college drop-out. He doesn't report the news as much as he gives it his idiotic spin flavored with his elitist condescention. Here's a news flash for ya Keith: I plan on bathing in your blood tonight!
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